This quote (and it's variations) by scathing wit Dorothy Parker has always been a fave of ours... and the last 2 years has found us saying it out loud A LOT. Multicoloured metallic vinyl adds a playful note to the snark, or keep it straight-up with high-contrast white on black.
We create these by starting with a superior-quality unisex classic crewneck sweatshirt in black and hand-apply each colour of vibrant vinyl, which is manufactured by the industry-leading brand for lasting good looks.
We use premium quality blank sweats:
sweatshop free, WRAP-certified
no-pill 80% ring-spun cotton, 20% polyester
mid-weight fleece, perfect for indoor wear and layering
ribbed wrists and waistband for coziness
slightly shorter body length
cold water wash inside out, hang to dry* (*both garment and vinyl manufacturers say their products are okay to machine wash and tumble dry low, but everything lasts longer if you don't put it in the dryer)
See fit chart here for sizing. Fit is generous.
Other hoodie colours/styles may be available or special ordered (may need extra turnaround time). Email firstname.lastname@example.org to inquire.