This quote (and it's variations) by scathing wit Dorothy Parker has always been a fave of ours... and the last couple of years has found us saying it out loud A LOT. Multicoloured metallic vinyl adds a playful note to the snark.
We create these by starting with superior-quality shirts and hand-apply each colour of vibrant vinyl, which is manufactured by the industry-leading brand for lasting good looks.
Choose your style: unisex tee, women's relaxed fit tee, or a classic unisex tank.
We only use premium Bella Canvas blank tees and tanks:
Sweatshop free, WRAP-certified
100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton with super-soft feel
Shoulder-taped, side-seamed, pre-shrunk for a lasting good fit
cold water wash inside out, hang to dry*. (*both garment and vinyl manufacturers say their products are okay to machine wash and tumble dry low, but everything lasts longer if you don't put it in the dryer)
See fit chart here for sizing. Fit is slim. If unsure, go up.
Black or white tees are standard stock. Other colours may be special ordered. Email firstname.lastname@example.org to inquire.